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Blog / 27.03.2017

It's not easy being a programmer..

Leanne Seawright
Senior Developer
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It's not easy being a programmer, we code all day, debug all night, and we go through thousands of lines of code per day trying to clear up any issues or potential problems prior to sites going live.

Sometimes it takes a fellow programmer to understand the hardships we face. The same can be said about our jokes. Here's a select list of programmer jokes, don't worry if you don't understand them.. Just ask a programmer to explain them to you.

Programmer (noun.): A machine that turns coffee into code.

Programmer (noun.): A person who fixed a problem that you don't know you have, in a way you don't understand.

Algorithm (noun.): Words used by programmers when they don't want to explain what they did.

Hardware (noun.): The part of a computer that you can kick.

Q. What's a programmers favourite place to hang out?
A. Foo Bar

Q. Why did the programmer quit his job?
A. Because he didn't get arrays.

Q. 0 is false, and 1 is true, right?
A. 1

How to tell HTML from HTML5:
- Test it in Internet Explorer
- Does it work?
- No?
- It's HTML5

A foo walks into a bar, takes a look around and says "Hello World".

["hip","hip"] (hip hip array)

An optimist says "The glass is half full"
A pessimist says "The glass is half empty"
A programmer says "The glass is twice as large as necessary"


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